With all of the election chatter out there, it’s easy to get lost in the tossing waves of mixed messages, and non-spin-sounding spin. These messages can really get a guy down, and worse, sway a cynical or unreliable voter to once again “forget” to vote. Well here’s the deal . . .
When it comes to saving freedom in the world, this is real! This is D-Day for liberty, and this time, the part of the Allied army is being played by the American voter (that’s you). Every farmer, factory worker, school teacher, radio repair man, cigarette girl, and soda jerk needs to drop what he’s doing and join up.
Through November 2nd, we will be storming the beaches with everything we’ve got. The Axis powers are spraying our ranks with lies, and dropping mortars of voter fraud on our positions. Try as they might, many of us have already established our positions in a voting booth, and we have the battle-hardened smiles to prove it.
If you haven’t voted yet, guess what? You are the critical second wave! We need you to back us up—push us further up the beach. Advancement may be slow, but just when it seems as though freedom may be lost, you realize there is nothing behind you but the cold, lapping waves of socialism. There is no retreat. There’s only one way to go: forward, up the beach!
So, vote now. it’s do or die. Let’s claim this beachhead, and once we have it secured, we can finally begin to work our way inland. It won’t be easy, but I think we’ll be past the hedgerows, and chasing the enemy out of Paris before we know it—I’m thinking perhaps around November, 2012.
